The USS Constitution reminded me of a fond memory of when I was a little girl living in the Boston area. My dad was selling wholesale jewelry on the weekends and sometimes I go with him. We lived on the North Shore and he'd have to deliver on the South shore, so we'd have to go by the Boston Harbor and the USS Constitution. But being 4 years old, constitution was a hard word for me to say, nevermind understanding what it was. And when my dad said it, I heard 3 words "con stih TOOSHUN." I didn't know what the word 'con' meant, nor the word 'stih' but 'TOOSHUN' of course I know what that was... it was the adult way to say 'tushy.' So when I was four and my dad would ask me if I wanted to go to work with him on Saturday. I'd ask... "do we get to see the constitushy?"