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Awful Timing for Love
October 24, 2012 |
Hi, Mr. Keillor
I'm convinced I've met the love of my life but my timing is awful. I've just started a new job and am moving across the country. Normally I would approach this rationally but she is perfect and makes the best strawberry pie. To provide any more details would drive men from across the country right to her doorstep.
It's not that great a job. Should I go back?
No. Call her, text her, write letters on parchment with a quill pen, and beg her to come and visit you. This will tell you whether you are the love of her life. If you aren't, at least you have a job.