Post to the Host
Host Garrison Keillor answers your questions about life, love, writing, authors, and of course, A Prairie Home Companion.
Beer and a Bump
March 24, 2008 | 3 Comments
Host:
Say, I was wondering what the "bump" is in "beer and a bump" when you stop by the Sidetrack Tap in Lake Wobegon? My kids and I listen to tapes of the stories when traveling in the car. We are guessing it's a shot of whiskey. I wish someone could validate or straighten us out on this one.
Thank you,
April
I think parents are supposed to lie to kids in a situation like this and say, "I don't know and I don't care," or say, "The beer is root beer and the bump is when you belch, you're supposed to stand back to back with your best friend and bump behinds and then waggle them back and forth as you turn counter-clockwise." But you're right, it's whiskey in a shot glass. The bartender pulls a glass of beer and sets it down and sets the shot glass down smartly next to it and then fills it almost to the brim with Jim Beam or some other non-fancy hooch and you hold the shot glass up and salute the bartender and you toss it down, chased by a swig of beer. I haven't done this for thirty years or so, but I remember the sensation. The burn in the throat and the warmth in the chest and then how good the cold beer tastes. One beer and one bump gives you a nice warm buzz and then you sit in the tavern with your pals and have a couple more beers and shoot the breeze and study any strangers who come in. Such as that woman and her kids who got out of their car and came in here. Who are they? Why are they watching us? Where are they traveling to? Hey, wait a minute! Did she just ask Wally what's in the shot glass? I cannot believe it!! Where is she from? Not from around here. Oh well, it takes all kinds.
3 Comments
Leave a comment
|
Previous Post: |
Next Post: |
Post to the Host Archive
- Intro to Storytelling
- Birds of a feather
- Poetry 101
- Shave and a Haircut...
- One of Us
- Slow Down and Look Around
- Home Again
- Content and its Discontents
- The Dales
- GENERATION NEXT
- THE FOUNDATION FOR GREAT SUCCESS
- WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM
- NOTHING BEATS BROWSING
- Lake Wobegon Screenplay
- English Majors
- No Time for Rhyme?
- Sheko Hariir
- Fair is Fair
- Absorb Your Surroundings
- Sitting Around the Campfire
- Overshadowed and Choked Out
- Lake Wobegon Factbook
- Just Good Manners
- Lake Wobegon Census
- A Sobering Sight
- Strange Interference
- Flannery O'Connor
- An Artistic Move
- It Wasn't Bad
- Regional Child-Rearing
- No News is Bad News
- Earl Sanderson, Eagle Scout
- F-Stop Ftizgerald
- Please Advise
- Get Sauk Centre Centered
- Did You Hear the One About...?
- He Should Pay It, Not You
- Goose V. Gray Duck
- Deals in Stereotypes
- Not Fade Away
- Jeepers Creepers, Where'd Ya Get Those Peepers?
- The Old Man Would Be Tickled Pink
- John Updike, 1932 - 2009
- Try to Do Things Right
- The Ice Storm
- The Department of Folk Song
- Having Fun with Mr. Bush
- The Inauguration
- Maybe Tap Dance
- US Airways Flight 1549
- The Religious Life
- The Future of Radio
- Fragile, In Other Words
- Time to Go Forward
- Troubles You Don't Need
- The Old Scout
- The English Major, Of Course
- The Lake Wobegon Songbook
- A Cure for the Hiccups
- Sweetness Trumps Correctness
- I've Heard about this -- Cat Juggling!
- Antarctic Home Companion?
- Paging Mildred Glick
- The Not-So-Mysterious Origins of Guy Noir
- Best Anti-PHC rant of 2008
- Unpleasant People
- Heroic Parenthood
- Nothing Like It
- How About Lively?
- The Bramble and the Rose
- You Deserve No Less
- Walt is Out There
- Back in the Stacks
- Observations from The Great Gatsby
- Which Means What it Means
Complete Post to the Host Archive
Matt Johnson | March 25, 2008 8:14 PM
I was at a bar in the Ballard neighborhood of Seattle last night with some fellow Minnesotan ex-pats and was knocked off my feet to see a "Minnesota Martini" on the menu, which, the waitress informed us, was a half pint of beer and a shot of whiskey, or a "beer and a bump."
Natalie | March 31, 2008 1:05 PM
Although I have never personally 'drained' one, your talk of a "beer and a bump" reminded me of a good old Boilermaker, aka a shot of whiskey dropped into a mug of beer and downed quickly. We Purdue alumni (even those of us who do not drink them) are proud of both the drinks and the university our mascot stands for.
Joe | April 5, 2008 4:12 PM
My Dad, who passed away in his lifelong home of Baltimore in 2003 always had what he called a "shot and a beer". This one is kind of obvious, but the shot was always good old Jim Beam.