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January 8, 2007 |
Just when I am at wits end from listening to your pompous blatherings and ready to reach for my radio dial for relief, you put on Guy's All-Star Shoe Band, Pat Donohue,or one of your other extraordinary talent associates. I am then hooked for another five or ten minutes of listening before the pattern repeats. Your sense of timing is absolutely evil, as I am tricked into listening to the entire show week after week. If you want my ever so humble opinion, you should give your staff a raise and put yourself on minimum wage.
You are probably right, Mr. T. But I'm not sure the Shoe Band is up for doing a two-hour show every week. It takes a lot of material to fill that time, and either you hire a raft of musical guests or you need someone to talk a little. Most people seem to like some talk on the radio, so they got me, the pompous blatherer. If this is a mistake, then it's one that's gone on for thirty years and a mistake of such long standing is hard to fix. I await your further advice.