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Dear Garrison I am getting
September 7, 2006 |
Dear Garrison
I am getting married in October and will be giving away little bottles of ketchup as a wedding favor. My fiancee and I love ketchup and thought it would be something different for our guests. I was trying to recall the messages from the Ketchup Advisory Board to use as sayings on the ketchup bottles and was wondering if there was one that went with a wedding/new love theme.
Patricia S.
Bel Air, MD
Ketchup contains natural mellowing agents that let people know they are having a good time, even if they themselves are not sure.
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