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Freckle Fuser?

December 1, 1996 |

What ever happened to "Dr. Jeckel's Freckle Fuser?" Don't you remember?

Dr. Jeckel's Freckle Fuser: fuses all your freckles into one big freckle.
Now you can be Jeanie with the light brown everything!
Remember if she's a blister or or your sister: give her Dr. Jeckel's Freckle Fuser.

Now you must remember??

Robert W. Rasch

Dear Robert,

I don't remember that. I remember the Wrigley's Doublemint jingle, some Latin declensions, the names of a lot of celebrities of the late Fifties, and an evening spent in Rome at a restaurant near the Piazza del Popolo, but I don't remember the Freckle Fuser.

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