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Who better to forecast on the economy than a pig?

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Instead of reports on jobless numbers, perhaps investors should look elsewhere for the state of the economy. Maybe Greenville, Ohio? Darke County Dave will be delivering his economic forecast this morning. What qualifies him? He's a pig. In an event sponsored by the Darke County Realtor's Association, the pig will be presented with two troughs: one filled with sawdust. The other with sugar. If he dips his nose in the sugar, America will surely pull out of this financial slowdown. If he choose sawdust . . . well, just pray he doesn't.



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