Marketplace Punch Line
A few definitions making the rounds...
Value investing — The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E Ratio — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
Broker — What my broker has made me.
Standard & Poor — Your life in a nutshell.
Market Correction — The day after you buy stocks.
Cash flow — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
Yahoo — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
Windows — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
- November 11, 2008 — Richard Core
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