Bawdy Jokes
Sister Alice sat down to breakfast one morning and Sister Jane said: "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of bed."
Sister Alice looked confused but did not say anything. She got up to get a cup of coffee and Sister Barbara smiled and said: "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of bed."
Sister Alice was again confused but said nothing. She took her dishes to the sink and Sister Catherine looked at her and said: "Looks like you got up on the wrong side of bed."
Sister Alice was a little angry and left the room. She ran into Mother Superior and in a loud voice said "Do not tell me I got up on the wrong side of bed!"
Mother Superior was taken aback and replied: " I was just going to ask you why you are wearing the Bishop's shoes."


—Bob Lefever, Bridgewater, New Jersey

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