From the Joke Collection
An American, an Englishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchmen, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Fijian, an Estonian, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Tajikistani, a Cook Islander, a Samoan, a Greenlander, a Belarusian, a Tongan, a Cambodian, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Ukrainian, a Dutchmen, an Ecuadorian, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, a South African, an Italian, and a Norwegian walk into a New York restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', after scrutinizing the group. "You can't come in here without a Thai." ”
—Jim Brailsford, Edisto Island, South Carolina