Animal Jokes
What is the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

A cat has its paws before the claws, and a compound sentence has its clause before the pause.

This is from Gary Wunder, president of the Missouri affiliate of the National Federation of the Blind.

—Benjamin Vercellone, Montvale, New Jersey

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