What is the highest non-commissioned rank a fish can achieve in the army?
What do fish use to cover their floors?
Where do European fish like to go ski-ing?
What repetitive stress injury might fish experience?
Carp-al tunnel fin-drome (or just carpal tunnel fin-drome)
How do fish save money on commuting?
They carp-pool ”
—Jake Osborne, Lodi, California