Animal Jokes
What is the highest non-commissioned rank a fish can achieve in the army?
Carp-oral

What do fish use to cover their floors?
Carp-et

Where do European fish like to go ski-ing?
Carp-athian Mountains

What repetitive stress injury might fish experience?
Carp-al tunnel fin-drome (or just carpal tunnel fin-drome)

How do fish save money on commuting?
They carp-pool


—Jake Osborne, Lodi, California

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