From the Joke Collection
Little Johnny was not happy in his third year of third grade, not happy at all. He was always least happy on Monday's after all the cool stuff he and his buddies did on weekends. And so, on Friday, he handed his teacher a note: "Dear Mrs. Ferguson, Johnny will not be able to attend school on Monday as he will be suffering from a sore throat. My Mom"

—Larry Howard, Mount Vernon, Illinois

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