From the Joke Collection
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and whiteTV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
"Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice, big, bed and a largescreen TV; but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
(Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!) ”
—Leanne Harper, Cheyenne, Wyoming