From the Joke Collection
Two men in the military are talking during their free time.
Man 1: Hey, why did you join the army?
Man 2: Well, I have no wife and love war. So here I am. What about you?
Man 1: Oh, I have a wife and I love peace. So here I am.

—Bob Smith, Plano, Texas

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