From the Joke Collection
Bob and Joe we're hunting in the woods when Bob suddenly keels over. Joe, frightened, calls 911. Joe explains the problem to the receptionist She says, "All right, I got this. First, make sure he's dead." This is followed by a pause during which she hears a gunshot. Joe comes back on the line, "Yeah, he's dead."

—Bob Smith, Plano, Texas

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