From the Joke Collection
Two turtles had a head-on collision deep in the forest. Since neither would admit fault, their case went to court. The only witness to the accident was a snail. When called to the stand, the judge asked the snail to describe what he saw. The snail replied, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."

—Dale Reynolds, Blacksburg, Virginia

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