From the Joke Collection
The old man was hard of hearing. When the phone rang he went to answer the door. When the door bell rang he answered the phone. When the smoke alarm went off he put on his Civil Defense helmet and stayed in the basement.

—Tim Torkildson, Woodbridge, Virginia

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