From the Joke Collection
I think that nothing really blows
As epic-ly as April snows
But when that crap comes down in May
It makes you want to bark & bray!
We've nearly chucked all hope in coping,
Hey, half the state is mega-moping...
So hoist a new banner -- Al Gore heed it:
"Where's Global Warming When You Need It?!"
L.J. Hessburg ”
—L.J. Hessburg, Apple Valley, Minnesota