Bawdy Jokes
Ole was hunting
geese up in the Minnesota woods. He leaned the old 10 gauge
against the
corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his
foolish
dog knocked the gun over, it went off and Ole took most of an ounce
of #4
shot in the groin.

Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital
bed, he came to...and there
was his doctor, Sven.

"Vell Ole, I got
some good news and some bad news.Da good news is dat you
are going to be
OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little
internal
damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."

"What's the bad
news?", asks Ole

"The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to
your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my
sister, Lena."

"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your
sister a plastic
surgeon?"

"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a
flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony
Orchestra. She's going to teach
you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't
piss in your
eye."


—steven zuckerman, oakhurst, New Jersey

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