From the Joke Collection
A daughter telephoned her mother and cried, "Oh, Mama, I've met the most wonderful man, and I want you to meet him! We're flying in tomorrow; could you meet us at the airport?"
Mama replied, "Of course!" The plane landed and the ecstatic daughter bounded off, followed by the man of her dreams--dressed in leopard skin, a bone through his nose and carrying a spear. "So, Mama, what do you think?" Mama answered, "Dear, I think you misunderstood--I said I hoped you'd meet a RICH doctor!" ”
—Bruce Trammell, Bolivar, Missouri