From the Joke Collection
One day a home security guard dreamed that his boss was going to be in a plane crash on a business trip to Zimbabwe. Upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to Zimbabwe, he told his boss about the dream he had, and convined his boss to cancel it. The next day on the news they learned that the plane did indeed crash. The boss gave him a reward, and then fired him on the spot, saying that a good guard shouldn't be sleeping on the job!


—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan

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