Jeb and Joe Smith were driving through the country when they saw a pig walking along the road, They pick him up and drove off. A state trooper stopped the truck and approached the driver's side. Jeb said to Joe, "Quick, put my hat and coat on the pig and put him in the middle between us."
The officer asked the driver, "What's your name?". "Jeb Smith,officer." The officer looked over to the other side of the truck and asked,"What's your name?" He replied,"Joe Smith officer. The officer looked at the pig and asked, What's your name?
The pig went, "Oink"
The officer returned to his car and told his
parner, "I've seen some ugly kids in my life, but that Oink Smith is the ugliest one I have ever seen." ”