From the Joke Collection
It is hell to get old. A guy I know was told by his wife to go to the senior center and get involved. He forgot his glasses. When he returned home he told his wife, "I joined a parachute club for $25." His wife said, "are you nuts, you're 79, you'll kill yourself." She grabbed the membership card from him and read it, "this is not a parachute club, it's a prostitute club." He said, "Well, I got five jumps ...

—Jim Bertolino, Riverton, Illinois

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