This is a rewrite of CHARLIE KENYON, FREELAND, MICHIGAN joke that I think improves it.
After getting Married Robert's wife sold him on the using "rhythm methods." However, while they tried both the samba and the tango, the only rhythm they were practicing by their one year anniversary was the shuffle they danced as they tried rocking their twin babies to sleep. ”
—Aaron Honsowetz, La Plata, Maryland