From the Joke Collection
After getting married, Robert was sold on using the "Rhythm Method." Whilst trying the Samba and the Tango, not only did his wife become preganant, Robert ruptured himself doing the Cha-cha. His doctor then suggested that he use a "safe period." At this time, he was living with his in-laws and he had to wait three weeks for a safe period; when the in-laws were not in the house. Needless to say this didn't work either.

—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan

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