From the Joke Collection
3 guys sitting in a hospital waiting room.
Nurses says to the 1st guy that he is the father of twins. He says, "What a coincidence. I play for the Minnesota Twins."
Nurse says to the 2nd guy that he is the father of triplets. 2nd guy says, "Another coincidence. I work for 3M."
3 guy jumps up, grabs his hat and says, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7up" ”
—Brian Podner, Pacific, Missouri