From the Joke Collection
Two drunk men had a disagreement.

One of them said that it was daytime;
the other said it was nighttime.

As they argued a third person came along,
he was also inebriated,
so they decided to ask him.

"Sir, is this daytime or nighttime?

"Sorry," He said, "I'm new here."

—marvin purser, Hollywood, Florida

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