From the Joke Collection
A president, an army man, and a little boy go on a plane ride. The plane started to crash and there were only two parachutes so the president said, "I've got a country to save," grabbed a parachute and jumped out.

The army man told the little boy, "I've lived a longer life than you have so you can take the last parachute.

The little boy said, "No, the president took my backpack!"

—Kaely McCarthy, Irvine, California

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