From the Joke Collection
Q - How do you make seven an even number?
A - Take the s out!

Q - What's black and white and makes a lot noise?
A - A Zebra who is a drummer in a rock band.

Q - Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
A - So he could hide in the crayon box.

Q - What dog can jump higher than a building?
A - Any dog, buildings can't jump!

Q - Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A - Because you can see right through them.

—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan

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