From the Joke Collection
Q - How do you make seven an even number?
A - Take the s out!
Q - What's black and white and makes a lot noise?
A - A Zebra who is a drummer in a rock band.
Q - Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
A - So he could hide in the crayon box.
Q - What dog can jump higher than a building?
A - Any dog, buildings can't jump!
Q - Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A - Because you can see right through them. ”
—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan