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couple of strings walk into a bar. one of them tries to order a drink. bartender points to a sign that says "we don't serve strings." string goes back to other string who says, "wait here. i got an idea." then the other string messes up his hair and goes over to the bar. "hey ain't you one of those strings?" the bartender asks. "no," the string replies..."I"m a frayed knot."

—greta sproul, bangor, Maine

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