From the Joke Collection
Vogue editor Anna Wintour has been chosen to be the new ambassador to France. When asked about her obvious lack of qualifications, President Obama responded, "Well...uh....the word 'Vogue' just sounded French". VP Biden added , "France is the perfect assignment, because, should diplomatic relations sour during her OJT, it is the nation deemed least likely to attack". Paris Hilton had thrown her chapeau into the ring saying, "I can't find France on a map, but I think it would be a lot of fun".

—Larry Howard, Mount Vernon, Illinois

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