A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, asking children in front of a congregation can be very dangerous.
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a lad raised his hand, so the pastor called on him and the boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed the call the doctor." ”
—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan