Blonde Jokes
A young blonde named Babbette finds that Her business has gone bust and with other serious financial trouble. Desperate, She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Babbette again prays..."God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.

Once again, she prays..."My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Babbette, meet Me halfway on this. Please buy a ticket."


—marvin purser, hollywood, Florida

«The other joke   Another joke»
Browse Joke Categories
© 2016 Minnesota Public Radio. All Rights Reserved.
Terms and Conditions | Privacy Policy