From the Joke Collection
Luke Skywalker writes a letter: Dear Miss Manners, now that the Evil Empire is defeated, I spend most of my time as a goodwill ambassador to alien cultures, where I find many unfamiliar customs. Can you give me any simple, universal advice about table manners?
-- Use the forks, Luke.

—julian gerstin, putney, Vermont

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