From the Joke Collection
The young husband speaks frantically into the phone, "9-1-1? The baby's coming. It's coming. Contractions are only two minutes apart! I don't know what to do. You've got to help me."

9-1-1: "Now just relax. I'll talk you through this. Is this her first child?"

Husband: "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"

9-1-1: "Sir, please pass the phone to your wife."


—Larry Howard, Mount Vernon, Illinois

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