From the Joke Collection
The young husband speaks frantically into the phone, "9-1-1? The baby's coming. It's coming. Contractions are only two minutes apart! I don't know what to do. You've got to help me."
9-1-1: "Now just relax. I'll talk you through this. Is this her first child?"
Husband: "No, you idiot! This is her husband!"
9-1-1: "Sir, please pass the phone to your wife." ”
—Larry Howard, Mount Vernon, Illinois