Religious Jokes
Three Catholic monks go on a long journey across the wilderness to their new monastary. They come to a raging river, and pray for help to cross the river. The first says "God, please give me strength to cross." He grows large muscles, and swims across in an hour, almost dying. The next says "Lord, give me strength and tools to cross this river" He grows big muscles and gets a boat, and crosses after a half hour, almost dying. The last says "Lord please give the strength, tools, and intelligence to cross this river. He turns into a woman and crosses the bridge next to him in 10 seconds

 

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