From the Joke Collection
Yo mama so fat, her measuments are a zip code.

Yo mama so fat, when she's sitting around the house, she is "sitting, around the house."

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't climb stairs, she presses down the earth.

You know what the difference is between yo mama and a 747? (2 pounds)


—Jason Yu, centreville, Virginia

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