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Three friends from a local congregation were asked, "when you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?" Art said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spirtital leader, and a great family man. "Eugene commented, "I would like them to say, "I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a difference in people's lives." Al said, "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's still moving!"

—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan

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