From the Joke Collection
A duck walks into a bar and asked the bartender, "Have ya got any duck food?" Bartender says, "No we don't have any." A little while later, the same duck walks into the bar and again asks the bartender, "Have ya got any duck food?" "No, I told ya, we don't have any." A third time, same duck, "Have ya got any duck food?" Bartender says,"No,and if you come in here and ask me again, I'll nail your bill to the bar!" The duck comes in one more time and asks, "Have ya got any nails?" "No," is the bartender's answer. "Well, then," says the duck, "Have ya got any duck food?"


—Owen Thomas, Middleboro, Massachusetts

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