A blonde gets pulled over for speeding, the cop that pulls her over is another blonde.
Cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
Cop: for speeding
Blonde: speeding what's that?
Cop: going fast very fast, i need to see your driver's license and registration
Blonde: drivers license what's that?
cop: a rectangular thing with your picture in it
Blonde: ahh ok yes i have that, looks through her purse and the first rectangular thing she finds is a small mirror, she then hands it over to the cop
Cop: looks at the mirror and says " dumb if i knew you were a cop i would of never pulled you over. JJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAAJJAAJAJAJ ”
—victor guzman, Guatemala, California