A man was going to visit Boston. He was told by a friend who came from Boston: "You have to try the Scrod at a restaurant when you're out there, it's delicious."
He's in Boston driving around looking for a restaurant and stops to ask a guy standing on the corner, "Hey, where can I get Scrod?"
The guy says: "Oh, wow, I didn't know there was a past perfect participle for that word!" ”
—Roland Tauer, Minneapolis, Minnesota