From the Joke Collection
The king of Sweden and his squire were deer hunting one day. A peasant walks out of the woods and was surprised when the king raises his gun and aims it at him. The peasant yells out "your highness, I am not a deer"! The kings shoots him none the less. The squire asks the king why he shot the peasant, after exclaiming that he was not a deer. The king's reply was "Oh, I thought he said he was a deer".

—John McCall, Bountiful, Utah

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