From the Joke Collection
A fellow was in the fish market with his dog. The dog was sniffing around a box of lobsters when one of the crusteaceans grabbed onto his tail, and the dog let out a yelp and took off down the road. The owner of the fish market said, "Whistle to your dog,my man."

"No sir", said the chap, "whistle to your lobster!"

—william dunbar, ottawa, Ontario

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