From the Joke Collection
Traffic was backed up for blocks, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car, I asked the officer what was going on. He said, "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations." "Donations!" I said."How much you do you have so far?" He replied, "about ten gallons."

—Charlie Kenyon, Freeland, MI, Michigan

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