From the Joke Collection
It was Show & Tell time in Kaye Martin's kindergarten class at Salmon Creek School in Occidental, California.
A sad little Ransom Butler tells the class: "My cat Muffy died last night."
Kaye; "Oh, that's too bad! How could you tell Muffy was dead?"
Ransom: "Well, I pissed in her ear!"
Kaye: "That's terrible! What do you mean by that?"
Ransom: 'Well, I leaned over to her ear, and went PPSSSTT!" ”
—Hugh Martin, Sebastopol, California