Bawdy Jokes
Three couples are at the threshold of Heaven, awaiting judgement. St. Peter points at the husband in the first couple and says: "You sir are guilty of gluttony. You loved food so much you married a woman named Candy! St. Peter points at the husband in the second couple: "You are guilt of greed, so much so, that you married a woman named Penny!" The third couple, who happen to be two men, stand nervously, as one looks at the other and says "This don't look good, Dick."


—Kathleen Wolak, Hamden, Connecticut

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