Bawdy Jokes
A criminal breaks into a couple's house, and then their bedroom. The husband watches as the criminal walks over to the trembling wife and whispers in her ear. The husband assumes the criminal has demanded sex, and encourages his wife to be strong and just do it to avoid trouble. She laughs and responds, "No, honey, he thinks you're cute, so I told him where the KY is. Be strong!"

—Aimee Young, Wolfeboro, New Hampshire

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