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A big oilman walks into Maks Pretty Expensive Department Store. He asks the sales clerk how much the lawyer's briefcase costs. The sales clerk said " 5 Thousand dollars". The oilman responded; " at that price it had better be made of genuine lawyer's hide".

—David Crabtree, Houston, Texas

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