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marriage is that product whose best feature is used for advertising purposes only.

what would be the motto of "Cialis"... "Better unsafe than sorry...???"

yes, I heard bells during my wedding... the kind that introduced the next round.

do you know what kind of pants my father wore...??? the one's in the family! (note: however, my mother wore a pants suit...)

up until I was about twelve or thirteen I wondered why God had created girls. After that, I wondered why he hadn't told me earlier.


—dave wood, plattsburgh, New York

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